Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Zoolander

"What is this? A center for ants?" It's hard for me to talk about this movie without quoting lines from it. It teaches us so much about life. "Who am I?" About dealing with our parents. "Mer-man! (Cough, cough). Mer-man!" About resolving disputes with our enemies. "No, I was wack." About the fragility of life. "Anyone could die in a freak gasoline fight accident." About empathy for other people's insecurities. "I throw up after lots of meals." I could go on and on. Instead, I'll end with a life-changing revelation: "I'm sure there's more to life than being really ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." Amen, D-Rock. Amen.

*If you post a comment here I'll give you 5 extra credit points.

32 comments:

  1. If you post a comment right here I will give you 5 extra credit points.

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  2. thats such a cool/weird way in putting things... i think i'm going to watch the zoolander movie and see what it is all about now =) Brandon Ashby - B2

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  3. "I'm pretty sure there is a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And i plan on finding out what that is."
    Amazing movie [:
    Jen Richards B4

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  4. I love this movie so much!!! :)
    Sierra Hogge B4

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  5. Funniest movie ever.
    Daniel Laemmlen B2

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  6. I like dried fruit.

    Jordan Miller
    B4

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  7. I'v never seen this movie before.

    Whitney Aiono
    B2

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  8. WHAT!!! WHITNEY!!!
    no...


    ... i'm afraid this
    relationship just isn't
    going to work Whitney.


    ...im sorry.



    Matt Davis
    B4

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  9. You're bullimic!? *awkward stares*
    *whispers* 'You can read minds?!'

    Freakin' hilarious movie.

    "Love is a Green Stop sign.

    Cody Harris A2

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  10. Ya it is way funny and i could see nelson as a run way model well i could see him doing any thing after the i like big butts

    zac larsen

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  11. Haha, Nelson this is to true. I love Zoolander.
    "(cough, cough) I think I have the Black Lung Pap, (cough, cough)"

    Tyler Dollar B2

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  12. Funny movie! ha

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  13. "Be very still, I'm working right now...this *OUCH!*, Oh I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your @$$?! Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building right now!"
    Parker Peterson-A2

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  14. I have never seen the movie, but I cant wait.
    thanks nelson for the points.

    Bentley Rawle-A3

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  15. I love this movie. I have it on my ipod.


    Bronson Dean A1

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  16. I wanna be bigger than expo bigger than ecstacy bigger than techno\\

    Hip Hop is tight

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  17. I've never seen that movie before, but after the mer-man, I'm pretty darn tempted.

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  18. This movie is totally wicked!

    Dalton Parke A2

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  19. Freakin A!

    Dallas Yates B4

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  20. Ha, great review nelson. That is the best movie in history. "It's not that we think we're actually in a control tower trying to reach outter space aliens or something....hello."

    great movie.

    Lindsi Burr B4

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  21. Dude Nelson wasss uuppp!!!

    Zach Pymm
    Period A3

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  22. Matilda: I've been trying to reach you for a week.
    Derek Zoolander: A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
    Matilda: That was last Friday.
    Derek Zoolander: Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?

    hahaha funniest movie EVER.
    -Riley Powell B4

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  23. Funny movie but really retarded at the same time.

    Jordan Stevenson A3

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  24. Pretty funny movie although i haven't seen the whole thing yet.

    Tyler Johnson A2

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  25. Best movie ever!!!

    Tayler Hendricks A2

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  26. very funny movie
    need to watch it again
    Dakota Flanary B4

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  27. I have got to see this movie, and 17 Again. Nelson, you show us the coolest movie and show clips. It is amazing how you can tie everything into the lesson.
    Zach Baker A3

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  28. this is michael smith. I love zoolander!!

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  29. zoolander is hilar!!!

    Krista Loveday B2

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  30. austin halpin is guessing that hes way to late for this extra credit opportunity, but its worth a try...

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